Caramel Confectionery
made with love❤️ made with care made for you.
Our Kick-Ass Caramel Products
Quality Ingredients. Incredible Flavours.
Quality Ingredients
Kick Ass Caramels uses only the freshest ingredients. The basis for all of our flavours is four simple things.
Sugar, butter, cream, corn syrup.
There’s nothing mysterious about it, there are no chemical preservatives, and everything is made by hand. Every caramel, is created, cut, wrapped, cellophane, and packaged with love… You won’t find ‘love’ on our ingredient list, but we can assure you that it’s in there!
Just to be clear, all of our caramels are wrapped in traditional old-fashioned wax paper wrappers, and bagged for freshness… You’re welcome.
Feature Flavour: Eggnog!
🥛 Eggnog Caramels: The Naughty List’s Favorite Indulgence!
‘Tis the season to be daringly delicious, and our Eggnog Caramels are here to lead you astray (in the most delightful way, of course). Picture this: Santa himself, taking a break from milk and cookies, secretly sneaking into his stash of these mischievously creamy caramels. Why? Because they’re so irresistible that even the man in the red suit can’t resist their allure!
🎄 Imagine the decadent creaminess of eggnog mingling with our velvety caramel, resulting in a flavor explosion that’s naughtier than that time Aunt Millie spiked the punch at the family gathering. These caramels have the power to turn any holiday gathering into a festive fiesta, complete with giggles, snickers, and maybe even some holiday secrets shared under the mistletoe.
But beware, these Eggnog Caramels may have you on the naughty list this year, and frankly, we wouldn’t want it any other way. So, go ahead, indulge in the sinfully delightful fusion of eggnog and caramel – just remember to leave a few out for Santa, too (we’ve heard he’s got quite the sweet tooth)!
More Than Just Caramels
If you’re a caramel fanatic, then welcome home, sweet home! Here at Caramel Central, our obsessive (and frankly, bordering on the unhinged) passion is to custom-craft our infamously addictive, gourmet caramel cubes.
Our collection includes everything from caramel sauce that’s practically illegal in seven states, to caramel-scented candles that’ll have your house smelling so sweet, even your grandma will ask what you’re up to. And let’s not forget our peanut brittle – it’s so exceptional, your teeth might file a restraining order.
These are just a few of the sinfully sweet specimens you’ll find bubbling away in our Kick Ass kitchen – a place where sugar and spice live out their wildest fantasies. Enter at your own risk; your waistline has been warned!
Our Top Sellers!
Salted Caramel: Our Salted Caramels: the tantalizing teeter-totter between sugar and salt – it’s like the Fifty Shades of Candy, only far more palatable.
Caramel in the Nude (Plain): Nothing says risqué like our ‘Caramel in the Nude,’ which strips caramel down to its bare essentials – it’s so exposed, it should probably come with a parental advisory sticker!
Buttered Rum (Tastes like the old Lifesavers): Pop our Buttered Rum Caramels for a deep dive into nostalgia; it’s like sucking on a 70’s disco ball, minus the questionable fashion choices and disco inferno.
Cherry Almond (Tastes like Nibs with almond slices): Our Cherry Almond Caramels are the candy equivalent of a rock concert where cherries smash the guitar and almond slices crowd-surf – remember to bring your earplugs!
Canadian Maple: Our Canadian Maple Caramels: it’s like getting a warm, sticky hug from a shirtless Canadian lumberjack – and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t maple-leave in that?!
Black Licorice: Indulge in the noir allure of our Black Licorice Caramels, it’s like flirting with the dark, mysterious stranger at the bar, only less commitment and fewer questionable life choices.
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