Caramel Confectionery
made with love鉂わ笍 made with care made for you.
Our Kick-Ass Caramel Products
Quality Ingredients. Incredible Flavours.
Quality Ingredients
Kick Ass Caramels uses only the freshest ingredients. The basis for all of our flavours is four simple things.
Sugar, butter, cream, corn syrup.
There鈥檚 nothing mysterious about it, there are no chemical preservatives, and everything is made by hand. Every caramel, is created, cut, wrapped, cellophane, and packaged with love… You won’t find ‘love’ on our ingredient list, but we can assure you that it’s in there!
Just to be clear, all of our caramels are wrapped in traditional old-fashioned wax paper wrappers, and bagged for freshness… You鈥檙e welcome.
Feature Flavour: Pina Colada
Only Available Until June 30th!
馃挜鉀憋笍 Drumroll, please, and cue the steel drums! Welcome to the land of delectable paradoxes, where the tropical paradise meets a comforting classic, creating a culinary wonder that has hula’d its way straight into our hearts (and mouths) – the Pina Colada Flavored Caramels!
Unwrap this ticket to tropical bliss, and your senses will be swept away on a first-class trip to Paradise Island! Imagine yourself lounging on a hammock, the breeze dancing in your hair, the sun caressing your skin, as you get that first tantalizing glimpse of our amber jewels.
These caramels are so smooth, they’d make a silk sheet jealous! With a consistency that鈥檚 meltier than a snowman on a beach, they have a penchant for transforming into a tropical river of bliss on your tongue. And the taste? They are as sweet as a handwritten love letter sealed with a kiss, coupled with a tangy note, just like that vacation fling that still makes you smile.
Our Pina Colada Flavored Caramels. They’re the Bermuda Triangle of candies. Once you get in, there’s no coming out. You’re going to be hopelessly lost in the sweet, tropical goodness, asking yourself, “Caramel? Or mini vacation in my mouth?” The answer, dear friend, is yes. 馃崓馃ゥ馃崿
Warning: Excessive consumption may cause spontaneous outbursts of “If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” and an uncanny urge to search for the cheapest flights to the Caribbean. Consume responsibly!
More Than Just Caramels
If you’re a caramel fanatic, then welcome home, sweet home! Here at Caramel Central, our obsessive (and frankly, bordering on the unhinged) passion is to custom-craft our infamously addictive, gourmet caramel cubes.
Our collection includes everything from caramel sauce that’s practically illegal in seven states, to caramel-scented candles that’ll have your house smelling so sweet, even your grandma will ask what you’re up to. And let’s not forget our peanut brittle – it’s so exceptional, your teeth might file a restraining order.
These are just a few of the sinfully sweet specimens you’ll find bubbling away in our Kick Ass kitchen – a place where sugar and spice live out their wildest fantasies. Enter at your own risk; your waistline has been warned!
Our Top Sellers!
Salted Caramel: Our Salted Caramels: the tantalizing teeter-totter between sugar and salt – it’s like the Fifty Shades of Candy, only far more palatable.
Caramel in the Nude (Plain): Nothing says risqu茅 like our ‘Caramel in the Nude,’ which strips caramel down to its bare essentials – it’s so exposed, it should probably come with a parental advisory sticker!
Buttered Rum (Tastes like the old Lifesavers): Pop our Buttered Rum Caramels for a deep dive into nostalgia; it’s like sucking on a 70’s disco ball, minus the questionable fashion choices and disco inferno.
Cherry Almond (Tastes like Nibs with almond slices): Our Cherry Almond Caramels are the candy equivalent of a rock concert where cherries smash the guitar and almond slices crowd-surf – remember to bring your earplugs!
Canadian Maple: Our Canadian Maple Caramels: it’s like getting a warm, sticky hug from a shirtless Canadian lumberjack – and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t maple-leave in that?!
Black Licorice: Indulge in the noir allure of our Black Licorice Caramels, it’s like flirting with the dark, mysterious stranger at the bar, only less commitment and fewer questionable life choices.